The Stupid Question

When your teacher said "Don't be afraid to ask, no question is a stupid question."
You ask her this question: Why is he breathing but not dead yet?

You see, there are a lot of people who ask things without going through their brain. I was cleaning the fish pond with my dad and my brother one day. It was quite late when we almost finish cleaning up. Because it was dark, my dad used the underwater spotlight to shine at dark places.

My dad's friend came, he asked my dad, "Hey, wouldn't you get electric shock when you hold the light underwater?"
This is really a BRILLIANT question.
Number 1, if the spotlight really shock things, all of the fish would have died.
Number 2, if the spotlight really shock things, my dad would have get shocked the moment he entered his foot in the water.

And then, there's more brilliant questions. We let go the water without filtering the hole, and sacrificed some guppy fish. I know it's cruel but, if we don't let go, the pond is going to be overpopulated. Furthermore, sex is the guppy fish's MUST DO activity every single day.

After I emptied the pond, I asked my bro to sweep the fish shits. He asked again: "Whose shits do they belong to?"
OMFG! Duhh.. I was like I think those are the shits from junglemen in Amazon! Besides the fish who live in the pond, who else would SHIT IN THE POND?

Some people just arent smart enough to ask the correct questions. Wonder how my dad got a friend like that. Total smartness